Tono: G
Introducción: F Em Am G F Em Am G F Em Am G F Em Am G
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They were hanging on for grim life
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They were clutching at straws
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They were sure the ship was at port, as it
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Sailed far from shore
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They were keen philosophers
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They were keen on hurt
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They were like a pair of dumb dogs
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Rolling in the dirt - that's
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You and your - idiot brother
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Waiting in the wi-ing
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Which one holds up the other?
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Which one pulls the string? Oh!
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One bite of the apple
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One chop at the tree
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Is your word as good as your bond
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Your stammer, your honesty
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Nothing works for no-one
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That won't work for me
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Nothing works for no-one at all
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No-one works for free - except
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You and your - idiot brother
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Waiting in the wi-ing
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Which one holds up the other?
F G
Which one pulls the string? Oh!
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We were getting on famously
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I was doing my bit
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They got no claim on me
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So send me a writ
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I was walking around your house
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In the middle of the night
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Home medicine erotica
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Is your - prescription right? - that's
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You and your - idiot brother
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Waiting in the wi-ing
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Which one holds up the other?
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Which one pulls the string? Oh
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I want to kill your sister
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With some business advice
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Never doubt your loyalty
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On the telephone line
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And what about our fat friend
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With the golden ear?
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Upped and left, turned down your best shot
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Left you in arrears - that's
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You and your - idiot brother
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Without prejudice
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I can scarcely believe the situation
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Has come to this, oh!
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You and your - hideous brother
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A crutch of sympathy
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And on fire - you're no liar
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Just uselessly diseased, oh!