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I Was Just Flipped Off By A Silver Haired Old Lady

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I was just flipped off by a
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silver haired old lady, with a
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honk if you love Jesus
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sticker on the bumper of
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her car.
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I was feeling pretty Christian, I
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was loving all my neighbors,
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When I saw that bumper sticker
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there, I didn't think twice.
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My hand went for my horn, And I
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pushed it with conviction.
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When I saw that lady's finger, It
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'Bout put my heart on ice.
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And it makes me want to cry, But
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  I may never have the gumption now
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To read those one line sermons in
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bright yellow, black and white.
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I've been buoyed up so many times
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While stuck in rush hour traffic,
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And forgive me Lord, for saying, But
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my faith is weak tonight.
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You say, 'Maybe it's a rental. She could
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be the second owner.
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She could be a Godless sinner In a
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loaner from a friend.'
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While that helps (I do feel better),
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I just can't help but see it
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As a sign the world is doomed, And
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  we're that much closer to The End.
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