Tono: C
Introducción:
C G# D# A#
Verse (0:31)
C
It always sucks refolding the kind of map
G#
Needed when I get stuck where the sun don't shine the fact
C G#
Is if I just shut up my rubbered stamp could flag you as dumb
Verse (0:46)
C
It ain't your mind you're giving me a piece of
G#
As it don't take Einstein to know that's just obscene but
C G#
It's been Buck Rogers' time since I hit other than rock bottom
Break (1:01)
C G# C G# A#
Verse (1:15)
C
Even the odds of having you against me
G#
With your crotchless Jihad on blue balls evidently
C G#
Are all mighty good god so angel dust my soul like James Brown
PreChorus (1:29)
C
Street legal whore hauling so much stunning ass
G#
Sell yourself short like Bridget at the bunny ranch
C G#
Do it all fours the satisfaction of getting fouled
Chorus (1:42)
G# F G#
I'm the least you could do
D# A#
If only life were as easy as you
F G#
I'm the least you could do (oh Yeah)
D# A#
If only life were as easy as you
C
I would still get screwed
Bridge (1:57)
C G# C G# A#
PreChorus (2:12)
C
I don't care if getting under someone that's
G#
Beneath you fits the M.O. of conundrum as
C G#
You reckoned this was just a fancy word for rubbers
PreChorus (2:26)
C
I aim to get a bang out of working your
G#
Weak spot that sets the bar so low just nerve can score
C G#
With no respect since oddly danger feels like pay dirt
Chorus (2:38)
G# F G#
I'm the least you could do
D# A#
If only life were as easy as you
F G#
I'm the least you could do (oh Yeah)
D# A#
If only life were as easy as you
F G#
I'm the least you could do
D# A#
If only life were as easy as you
F G#
I'm the least you could do (oh Yeah)
D# A#
If only life were as easy as you If only...
Bridge with power chords (3:09)
C G#
When my fumbling breaks you should
D# A#
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?
C G#
When my fumbling breaks you should
D# A#
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?
Verse with powerchords (3:37)
C G#
When my fumbling breaks you should
D# A#
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?
C G#
When my fumbling breaks you should
D# A#
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?
Outro (3:52)