Cifras
I'm A Transvest-lite

Tono: G

Introducción:

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I first heard Frank say
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He wanted to dress like Faye Wray
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I wanted that too but what could I do
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In junior high school in LA?
 Am                                           F 
My heart skipped in the scene
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He said you gotta be it, not just dream
       F             G                       E/G#               Am 
It was a taboo I knew I wouldn't pursue
     F                             C           G 
I didn't have the self-esteem
     C                                       G/B 
I gotta confess that I like to cross dress
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And I've been doing it since I was 13
           C                                                   G/B 
It's hard to tell bros that you wear women's clothes
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Even in the ?open-minded? punk scene
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You'd probably get hurt in heels and a skirt
                         C                         G/B                 Am           G 
When you're in the middle of a circle pit
               F                                             G                                             Am 
So I'd only wear panties under boxers to keep it all a secret
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Now I'm telling everyone 'cause it's fun and I don't give a shit
  Instrumental
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Forward 30 years
     Am                                 G 
I still had the same fears
               F         G                       E/G#                 Am 
Then I saw Hedwig play at Bilgewater's gig
             F                         C               G 
And I felt the same envy and tears
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I decided right there
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I can't be bothered to care
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What other people think, I'm gonna dye my pubes pink
         F                               C                   Am 
And throw out all my Hanes underwear
         C                                           G/B 
I'm not transgender, I'm a lazy crossdresser
                       Am                                                 F 
Who thinks makeup is too much of an ordeal
     C                                           G/B 
I paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes
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Not for the look, but how it makes me feel
                 F                                                         G 
I don't need things just right, I'm a tranvest-lite
               C                             G/B                               Am                 G 
I only shave to do the Time Warp midnight Saturday
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I'm done with self-pity, I don't have to feel shitty
                   E/G#                                       Am                                                     F 
'Cause I wanna look pretty, so I give it the old city College try
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Don't get me wrong, I still wanna be a guy
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Who sometimes likes to dress like a girl
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(He sometimes likes to wear diamonds and pearls)
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Don't think I don't know I'm not fooling anyone
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(He's a cross between Adele and Charlie Chaplin)
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You gotta know it's not just girls
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who just wanna have fun!