Tono: C
Introducción: G D G G C D G
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I do not have the power to cause a flood
(walkdown)
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I'm not like Storm from X-men who so ea-sily could
(walkdown)
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Manipulate the weather, causing havoc where she stood
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But if I had the power to cause a flood, I would
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Oh I'd send a flood to Russia right to Putin's door,
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The waves of my destruction spanning miles,
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To wash away the prejudice and then ne-ver more would he make
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Statements that equate us all to pe-do-philes
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But instead give all Pussy Riot a dame-hood
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If I only had the power to cause a flood
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Oh I'd send one to Uganda where Museveni says
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Gay and bi and trans-abnormals need a cure
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And until he finds one he's content to throw them all in jail
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A life sentence of repentance but you can be sure that
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Museveni definitely would
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Know it if I had the power to cause a flood
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And for Je-rem-y Clarkson, it's all just a bit of fun
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For our highly paid celebrities, to use language of bigotry,
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And then make no apology, because no one sees a link between
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The things he thinks it's fine to tweet, and people yelled at in the street
(walk up)
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And kids abused in every school, and the time my windows were bricked through
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And Putin and Museveni, for UKIP and for Jeremy, and banter from the Top Gear lads,
(walk up) (strum once) (strum once)
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Yeah it's PC gone fucking mad and that's all just fine a-nd good
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But if I had the power to cause a flood - you can bet I would