Tono: A
Introducción:
A C#m D Bb
She'll have another piece of pie
A C#m D Bb
She'll have a double reuben rye
A C#m D
She works hard at eating well
E A C#m D
That's why I love her
A C#m D Bb
She's got a couple of pony kegs
A C#m D Bb
Her arms are bigger than my legs
A C#m D
And when she holds me I can't breathe
E A C#m D
That's why I love her
A5 C#5 D5 Bb5
I'm her butter she's my bread
A5 E5 F5 D5
She's like a mobile waterbed
A5 C#5 D5
And when I got on top of her
E5 A5 C#5 D5 Bb5
I can't touch the mattress
A5 C#5 D5 Bb5
And when her flesh begins to sag
A5 E5 F5 D5
She's like a human sleeping bag
A5 C#5 D5
I feel so cozy safe and warm
E5 A5 C#5 D5
She's my insulation
A C#m D Bb
I always know just where she sat
A C#m D Bb
And when she's on me I get flat
A C#m D
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
E A C#m D
That's why I love her
A C#m D Bb
She's my phillie I'm her stud
A C#m D Bb
Her bean is bigger than my pud
A C#m D
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
E A C#m D
That's why I love her
A5 C#5 D5 Bb5
She'll have another piece of pie
A5 E5 F5 D5
She'll have a double reuben rye
A5 C#5 D5
She works hard at eating well
E5 A5 C#5 D5 Bb5
That's why I love her
A5 C#5 D5 Bb5
She's got a couple of pony kegs
A5 E5 F5 D5
Her arms are bigger than my legs
A5 C#5 D5
And when she holds me I can't breathe
E5 A5 C#5 D5 A5 Bb5 A5 Bb5 A5
That's why I love her
Final