Tono: E
Introducción:
E
Here we have a man
Who's chosen to Instagram
B
His apple pie, a la mode
E
While he fumbles through the filters
B
His ice cream has gotten "a la hot"
And the pie "a la cold."
E
As you can see
B
This street performer's drawn a crowd
To watch him do his thing
E
But instead of just enjoying the show
it seems that everyone's decided
B
To make a documentary
E
Notice this unreasonably attractive couple
B
Enjoying a reasonably priced Italian dinner together
E
Social networking instead of working
B
On getting to know each other better
E
How does that filtered picture taste
B
Since your dessert has gone to waste?
E
When do you think you ever will
B
Wanna watch this portrait juggling film?
E
You know you want to touch each other
B D
Doesn't that feel good?
(He's my brother...)
B
Get off the phone now!
F#
It's gonna be okay
A E
There's no need to be afraid
B
It doesn't love you
F#
Its gonna die one day
A
The government is probably
E
Spying on you with it anyway
E
Here we have a stereotypical teen
B
Forced to endure "Family Game Night."
E
He's stereotypically texting
And missing his mom
B
Demonstrate a carousel ride
E
Little Ethan here
B
Is celebrating being the center of the universe
For one year
E
But "The World's Greatest Dad"
Is more worried about 'Facebooking' it
B
Than actually being here
E
Let's listen in and see if we can get some context
B
"Please hurry! We're at 382 Pine."
E
He has the nerve to make a phone call
B
At such a pivotal moment in his friend's life
E
How could you be so disengaged?
B
While precious memories are being made?
E
Do you really think your friends need
B
Another baby picture in their feed?
E
Don't be such a self-centered guy
B D
Now isn't that better?
(I think he just died)
B
Get off the phone now!
F#
It's gonna be okay.
A E
There's no need to be afraid
B
It doesn't love you
F#
It's gonna die one day
A E
It's crawling with e-coli bacteria anyway
B F#
Get off the phone now! It's gonna be okay
End