Tono:
Introducción: C7 G7
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They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this
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They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
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And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
C G7
It's the plain situation
C G7
There's no negotiation
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With the fellows at the freaking FCC
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They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups
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Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
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Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops
C G7
Take a tip, take a lesson
C G7
You'll never win by messin'
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With the fellas at the freakin' FCC
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And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
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You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
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Cause you can't say penis
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So they sent this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst
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And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced
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I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first
C G7
They may just be neurotic
C G7
Or possibly psychotic
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They're the fellas at the freakin FCC!