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Introducción:
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verse 1
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Ground Control to Monty Don,
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The testimonial silver?s gone
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The circumstance here?s pretty thin
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The sun comes out when I go in.
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On the way home from spinning class she pops into the deli for artisan gossip
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He stays in the car leafing through a high end coffee bean catalogue
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Their dream is to open up a roasterie in the Keswick area.
Chorus
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Get your hedge cut get your fuckin? hedge cut
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Get your hedge cut get your fuckin? hedge cut
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Start meeting friends, and cut your hedge.
verse 2
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Why can?t you say ?orang-utan??
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Why can?t you just say ?Ku-Klux-Klan??
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Who needs the library or the pub
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When we?ve got your creative hub?
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He got a Boardman bike on the ?Cycle-To-Work? scheme, discovered he really enjoyed it
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Started watching the Tour-De-France highlights on ITV 4
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Worshipped at the altar of Wiggo and Froome-dog goes out every Sunday in full Sky replica kit.
Chorus
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Get your hedge cut, get your fuckin? hedge cut
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Get your hedge cut, get your fuckin? hedge cut
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Stop analysing Strava, and cut your hedge.
verse 3
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?It?s a wonderful Life? it?s a wonderful film
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Tho? the more I watch it the more I want Potter to succeed
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Not least when that lot up the road come out in to the street every New Year?s Eve
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Drunk on Ptolemy?s hock, hugging each other and going? ?hee-haw, hee-haw?.
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Every time a bell rings, I hate you some more
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Every time a bell rings, I hate you some more
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Every time a bell rings, I hate you some more
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Every time a bell rings.
Outro