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Introducción: C D C B C D C B
E C#m Ab A
If I could buy you a remote for your remote dear
E C#m Ab
Maybe you would show some signs of life
C E
And float the slightest smile in my direction
F#m B
From somewhere in the pale blue TV light
E C#m Ab A
&lsquo Cause I left a little something in the kitchen
E C#m Ab
And you said you&rsquo d pick up something from the store
C E
But if you moved an inch since I left here this morning
F#m B
That&rsquo s an inch more than you moved the day before
C D C B
E C#m Ab A
I remember when we made our love connection
E C#m Ab
And I thought somehow that we could make a deal
C E
We could spend a little time with Mother Nature
F#m B
Then we could spend a little time with Ron Popeil
E C#m Ab A
And I tried to see beyond the Ponderosa
E C#m Ab
But I couldn&rsquo t change the way it made me feel
C E
&lsquo Cause the jokes on Mama&rsquo s Family aren&rsquo t funny
F#m B
And the fights on Jerry Springer aren&rsquo t real
C
But I know that you&rsquo ll be happy
D
Yes I know that you&rsquo ll be happy
E Abm C#m
With the Hogans the Hakawi and Hank Hill
C
Yes I know that you&rsquo ll be happy
D
With the world of lifelike color
C B C D C B
And I envy you the time you found to kill
E C#m Ab A
If I thought there was a chance of good reception
E C#m Ab
I would try to think of something else to do
C E
But the stuff that&rsquo s between me and that antenna
F#m B
Would take more than a Ginzu to cut through
E C#m Ab A
&lsquo Cause I could stand here in my birthday suit for hours
E C#m Ab
And I&rsquo m pretty sure that you would never see
C E
But if I stood that way in front of the camcorder
F#m B
I know that you would watch me on TV
C
And I know that you&rsquo ll be happy
D
Yes I know that you&rsquo ll be happy
E Abm C#m
With your cylons and your vorlons and your trill
C
Yes I know that you&rsquo ll be happy
D
With the satellites and cables
C B C D C B
And a little extra network time to fill
A Abm
And so I&rsquo m coming to you now without commercials
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In the only way to play this final scene
F G
&lsquo Cause the one time that you&rsquo ll ever see this program
F# B
Will be here on tape delay on your big screen
E C#m Ab A
If I could buy you a remote for your remote dear
E C#m Ab
Maybe you would show some signs of life
C E
And float the slightest smile in my direction
F#m B
From somewhere in the pale blue TV light
E C#m Ab A
&lsquo Cause I understand the need for television
E C#m Ab
I like PBS and CNN
C E
But Gilligan will never leave that Island
F#m B
And Lassie won&rsquo t be coming home again
C
And I know that you&rsquo ll be happy
D
Yes I know that you&rsquo ll be happy
E Abm C#m
With your sisters Wendy Landers and Bertrille
C
Yes I know that you&rsquo ll be happy
D
With the world of motion pictures
C B C D C D
Just as sure as you&rsquo ll be happy standing still