Tono: F
Introducción: F G C
E Am
I said a bad word when I was a kid
E Am
Momma said that I'd be sorry for the sin that I did
E Am
Bbaddy whooped me and the preacher said shame
D G
And I tried like hell to change
C F C F
But I cuss I smoke I laugh at dirty jokes
C G
The minor vices man I know em well
C F
I've closed down bars
C F
I've lusted in my heart
C G
My Ex's think I oughta burn in hell
F G
But the devil he won't notice when I die
F G C
Don't ya figure he's got bigger fish to fry
F G C
E Am
Politicians taking pork barrell bribes
E Am
Crooked CEO's getting off with no time
E Am
Christmas eve burglars stealing good childrens toys Can't say Christmas
D G
Holiday burglars stealing good childrens toys
C F C F
But I cuss I smoke I laugh at dirty jokes
C G
The minor vices man I know em well
C F
I've closed down bars
C F
I've lusted in my heart
C G
My Ex thinks that I oughta burn in hell
F G
But the devil he won't notice when I die
F G C
Don't ya figure he's got bigger fish to fry
E AmE D G
F C
Yea there's gonna be a bonfire burning
F C
An everlasting barbecue
F C
But with all the bad stuff going on
G
There aint gonna be room for me and you
C F C F
We cuss we smoke we laugh at Tater's jokes
Tell one Jim
C G
The minor vices man we know em well
C F
We've closed down bars
C F
We've lusted in our hearts
C G
Our Ex's think we oughta burn in hell
F G
But the devil he won't notice when we die
F G C
Don't ya figure he's got bigger fish to fry
F G C
Yea don't ya figure he's got bigger fish to fry
Pass the tarter sauce