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You&rsquo ve got a better chance of seeing Big Foot than a live armadillo
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I think they only exist in some folk&rsquo s minds
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I&rsquo ve seen &lsquo em crushed out on the highway and stuffed at the local gift shop
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But a live armadillo is something I can&rsquo t find
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I moved down to Texas about ten years ago
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And got a book of all the things that I should see
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They have an aardvark with a helmet that they call an armadillo
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So I figured that&rsquo s the Texas sight for me
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I&rsquo ve heard &lsquo em called an armored possum or even possum on the half shell
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&ldquo Texas Speed Bump&rdquo when you hit &lsquo em with your car
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There&rsquo s a sign out on the highway that says Armadillo Crossing
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But I don&rsquo t think any armadillos have made it that far!
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You&rsquo ve got a better chance of seeing Big Foot than a live armadillo
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I think they only exist in some folk&rsquo s minds
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I&rsquo ve seen &lsquo em crushed out on the highway and stuffed at the local gift shop
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But a live armadillo is something I can&rsquo t find
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I saw a roadrunner in Fort Stockton chasing bugs down the highway
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And wild pigs down in Boerne digging up the ground
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There was a lizard in Terlingua that was longer than my arm
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But there was no armadillos to be found
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I&rsquo ve had possums at my back door and a fox drink from my pool
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And a coyote even walked through my backyard
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I&rsquo ve seen snakes and lizards, skunks and pigs and a hundred other things
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So why is a live armadillo so damned hard!
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You&rsquo ve got a better chance of seeing Big Foot than a live armadillo
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I think they only exist in some folk&rsquo s minds
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I&rsquo ve seen &lsquo em crushed out on the highway and stuffed at the local gift shop
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But a live armadillo is something I can&rsquo t find
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I went down to Fort Worth and walked through the Stockyards
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Stopped in the gift shop of one of those country bars
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There for $89.95 I could buy me a stuffed armadillo
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Laying on his back and drinking a cold Lone Star
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You&rsquo ve got a better chance of seeing Big Foot than a live armadillo
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I think they only exist in some folk&rsquo s minds
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I&rsquo ve seen &lsquo em crushed out on the highway and stuffed at the local gift shop
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But a live armadillo is something I can&rsquo t find
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I&rsquo ve seen &lsquo em crushed out on the highway and stuffed at the local gift shop
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But a live armadillo is something I can&rsquo t find
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