Tono: E
Introducción:
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Caffreys, Harp, Kilkenny on tap,
A B A
The Guinness pie & that cabbage crap,
G
The ideal wannabee Paddy trap,
E
We'll call it an Irish pub,
G D
Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I swear upon the holy book,
C E
The only 'craic' you'll get is a slap in the ear,
G D
Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I'll up & burst yer filthy mug,
C E
If you draw one more shamrock in me beer!
Underneath tin whistle
E
We'll raise the price o' beer a dollar,
A B A
We'll make em wear a shirt & collar,
E
We'll fly a bloody tri-colour,
G A
And call it an Irish pub,
E
Jager bombs & double shots,
A B A
The underagers think its tops,
G
We'll spike the drinks & pay the cops,
E
We got us an Irish pub.
E
The quick one in the filthy bog,
A B A
The partin' glass across the lug,
E
O' the lady-O, the dirty dog,
G A
We got us an Irish pub,
E
It's over to me and over to you,
A B A
We'll skip along the Avenue,
G
And who t'hell is Ronnie Drew?
E
We got us an Irish pub.
E
Plasma screens & neon lights,
A B A
Kara-far kin-oke nights,
E
The bouncers they can pick the fights,
G A
We'll call it an Irish pub,
E
Plastic cups, a polished floor,
A B A
We'll hose the blood right out the door,
G
And let the knucklers back for more,
E
We got us an Irish pub,
(Refrão)
G D
Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I swear upon the holy book,
C E
The only 'craic' you'll get is a slap in the ear,
G D
Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I'll up & burst yer filthy mug,
C E
If you draw one more shamrock in me beer!