Tono: D
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AM on
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You think I'm lying but I'm, I'm being dead serious
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D
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Okay, I'll prove it
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Well, who am I? I'm almost 25
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Can't remember half the time that I've been alive
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'Cause half was in a cheap apartment
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And half was on the Eastside (Eastside)
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They said don't meet your heroes, they're all fuckin' weirdos
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And God knows that they were right
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Because nobody loves you, they just try to fuck you
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B
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And who do you call when it's late at night?
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When the headlines just don't paint the picture right
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When you look at yourself on a screen and say
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"Oh my God, there's no way that's me"
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And I, I quit smoking, well recently, I tried
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And I bought another house, and I never go outside
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And I remember this girl with pink hair in Detroit
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Well, she told me
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She said, "Ashley, you gotta promise us that you won't die
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'Cause we need you," and honestly, I think that she lied
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And I remember the names of every single kid I've met
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But I forget half the people who I've gotten in bed
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And I've stared at the sky in Milwaukee
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And hoped that my father would finally call me
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And it's just these things that I'm thinkin' for hours
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And I'm pickin' my hair out in clumps in the shower
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Lost the love of my life to an ivory powder
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But then I realize that I'm no higher power
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That I wasn't in love then, and I'm still not now
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And I'm so happy I figured that out
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I've got a long way to go until self-preservation
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Think my moral compass is on a vacation
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And I can't believe I still feed my fucking temptation
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I'm still looking for my salvation
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Soft and slow, watch the minutes go
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D
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Bm
Count out loud, so we know you don't keep 'em for yourself
D
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Watch the minutes go
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D
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Count out loud, so we know you don't keep 'em for yourself
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I think I have a confession to make
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I feel like (So we know you don't)
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I need to say that I was really born at 9:26
Bm
D
I saw my birth certificate, and I'm a liar
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And I'm a fucking liar
Soft and slow, watch the minutes go