You're a mean one, Mister Grinch, You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as cactus, You're as charming as an eel
Mister Gr - i - nch
You're a bad banana, with a greasy black peel
You're a monster, Mister Grinch, Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, You've got garlic in your soul
Mister Gr - i - nch
I wouldn’t touch you with a Thirty-nine and a half foot pole
You're a vile one, Mister Grinch, You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of, A seasick crocodile
Mister Gr - i - nch
Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile
You're a foul one, Mister Grinch, You're a nasty-wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, Your soul is full of gunk
Mister Gr - i - nch
The three best words, that best describe you, are as follows, And I quote:
Stink! , stank! , stunk!
Stink! , stank! , stunk!
Stink! , stank! , stunk!