It's pert' near 12 O'clock
Do yo know where you husband is?
You don't know where he's run off to
And you don't know who's he runnin with
You say he never holds you tight
And he hangs out at that spot each night
You wait up for him but he don't show
Well darlin', there's smoethign you should know
Your man is gay
As a goose, darlin' (?)
Gay, and that's the truth darlin
I hate to break the news to you this way
But, your man is gay
As a donned apparel.
Gay, he's a flamin' arrow
heads up, babe, your man is gay.
You say he reads a lot of muscle magazines
He likes antiques and french cuisine
Well darlin, don't you know what all this means
He's runnin' low on tostesterine
His favorite part of the super bowl
Is the locker room interviews
Well just add 2 and 2,
Hey darlin', it's time you got a clue
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