Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus
Naw ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus
Naw ye canny shove yer grannie
Cause she's yer mammie's mammie
Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus
verse 2
Ye can shove yer other grannie aff a bus PUSH PUSH
Ye can shove yer other grannie aff a bus PUSH PUSH
Ye can shove yer other grannie
Cause she's just yer daddie's mammie
Shove yer other grannie aff a bus PUSH PUSH
verse 3
We'll all go round to see her after school HULLO GRANNIE
We'll all go round to see her after school HULLO GRANNIE
We'll all go round to see her,
We'll all go round to see her
We'll all go round to see her after school HULLO GRANNIE
verse 4
She'll feed us mince and tatties when we go YUM YUM
She'll feed us mince and tatties when we go YUM YUM
She'll feed us mince and tatties,
She'll feed us mince and tatties
She'll feed us mince and tatties when we go YUM YUM
Verse 5
Ma grannie wears an awfy woollie vest SCRATCH SCRATCH
Ma grannie wears an awfy woollie vest SCRATCH SCRATCH
Ma grannie wears a vest
Ma grannie wears a vest
Ma grannie wears an awfy woollie vest SCRATCH SCRATCH
Repeat verse 1
Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus
Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus
Ye canny shove yer grannie
Cause she's yer mammie's mammie
Ye canny shove yer grannie off a bus