Mr. Heartache took me out tonight,
and we took in all the lonely spots in town.
#2.
Since you left me Mr. Heartache, has been
good enough to show me all around.
#3.
Mr. Heartache keeps me company,
and I tell him things I'd like to say to you.
#4.
Mr. Heartache's been my new date,
ever since the day you told me we were through.
He's with me constantly, though I don't want him around.
But, he's always true to me,
he's the only one who won't let me down.
#5.
Mr. Heartache keeps me company and I tell him things
I'd like to say to you.
#6.
Mr. Heartache's been my new date, ever since the day
you told me we were through.
REPEAT:#'s 5&6.