You and I are kinda like
Romeo and Juliet
In that I'm romantic and sweet, and you're an immature loser
With friends who are unreasonably violent
You and I are kinda like
Castle and Kate Beckett
in that I'm a total badass with extremely good looks
and you tend to say the wrong thing
In these stories, we want to know
"Will they or won't they?"
But with us, I know the answer
We won't.
In these stories, we want to know
"Will they or won't they?"
But with us, I know the answer
We won't.
You and I are kinda like
Jim and Pam, season 1
In that I have a job and a boyfriend
And you have a kinda weird thing with jello
You and I are kinda like
Booth and Dr. Brennan
In that I like dinosaurs and have a really great mind
And all you care about is murder
You and I are kinda like
Starbuck and Apollo
In that after all this
this going to end in an anticlimactic way
You and I are kinda like
Starbuck and Apollo
In that after all this
unresolved sexual tension
this going to end in an anticlimactic way
You and I are kinda like
Mulder and Scully
In that you're paranoid, and even when you're right
I look like the smart one
You and I are kinda like
Counselor Troi and Riker
In that I'm good at what I do and you are usually useless
(See, I switched it up that time.)
In these stories, we want to know
"Will they or won't they?"
But with us, I know the answer
We won't.
In these stories, we want to know
"Will they or won't they?"
But with us, I know the answer
We won't.