When I met her she was a beauty queen who wanted something more
Now she's hanging out with me in front of the liquor store
And it won't start when I shut it off
So she has to get the beer
She puts it in the back seat
And she quietly says to me
When, exactly, did we become white trash
How come we got seven dogs living in the garage
How come the only eight track in our car is Johnny Cash?
When, exactly, did we become white trash?
Now she tells all our friends that I've got my PhD
But it stands for Post Hole Digger
It ain't exactly a degree
And there's curtains on the windows
And we hardly watch TV
And that double-wide is triple-wide
Now that's she's with me
And she says
When, exactly, did we become white trash
How come we got seven dogs
Who burned down the garage
How come the only eight track in our car is Johnny Cash?
When, exactly, did we become white trash
Girls: When, exactly, did we become white trash
Boys: When, exactly, did we become white trash
Santa Cruz: When, exactly, did we become white trash