i like whiskey, you like wine
you're the kind of woman that's so refined
up and down, up and down
hot and cold, square and round
I never knew that smile could make somebody frown
cats and dogs, wet and dry
you're the cactus of my eye
i bet that you can make a grown man cry
you like boys, i like girls
get you on the dancefloor takin' for a whirl
black and white, left and right
hugs and kisses, had a bar fight
you and me will be day and night
North and south, east and west
i like the way you wear that dress
you always try to be your worst to be your best
whooahooahoaa if i told you, i could hold you
would you play nice? or just start a fight?
but we're so far apart, different heads and different hearts
You're always at the end before i start
whoaahw
i'm like ice, you're like fire
i'm a lil' lamb, and you're barbed wire
tight and loose, father goose
i'm acute and you're obtuse
you're the hangman pulling on my noose
early, late, small and great
good and bad, and love and hate
lock up all your doors and close your gate
whooahooahoaa if i told you, i could hold you
would you play nice? or just start a fight?
but we're so far apart, different heads and different hearts
You're always at the end before i start
whoaahw
girl you take my breath away,
go ahead and suffocate
call me crazy - ok fine
i wish that i could make you mine
i'm bloomingdales and you're the Five and Dime
Call me stupid - yes you are!
don't care 'bout your daddy's car
and I don't like coors light or PBR
whooahooahoaa if i told you, i could hold you
would you play nice? or just start a fight?
but we're so far apart, different heads and different hearts
You're always at the end before i start
whoaahw