I'm gonna sit here in my favorite chair
In my socks and underwear
Eating pizza drinking beer
While the wife's away
I'm gonna pile the dishes in the sink
Leave them there until they stink
I don't care what the neighbours think
While the wife's away
Don't worry about me honey yes I'll be fine
I could use some free time
But it won't be the same with-out you go
Have yourself some fun
I'll get by on my own
Just you enjoy your hol-i-day yay yay yay
And I'll just stay here missing you
Yeah I'll survive I'll be ok
While the wife's away