I stay torn between killing him and loving him
He stays torn between neon lights and home
How 'bout a honky tonk angel to tell me how this whole thing works
Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her
I got a pack of camels I'm fixin' to open
'Cause I got an apron I'm fixin' to tie on
Tell me how you fry a skillet of chicken in high heels and a skirt
Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her
Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her
Like a tease comb for a mess of hair
'Cause you're trying to keep your man from that hussy over there
And a cheap dress, tube top, looking for a cat fight
Pretty little bar fly, doesn't think that I'm the kinda
Good girl that's gonna go bad
Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her
He's gonna sleep in them cowboy boots on that couch tonight
I'm gonna sit at that kitchen table with a bottle of wine
I'm gonna search that midnight radio 'til I find something that hurts
Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her
Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her
Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her