Sunday morning man she woke up fighting mad
bitchin' and moaning on and on about the time I had
and by Tuesday you could say that girl was good as gone
then when Thursday came around I was all alone
so I went for a drive to clear my mind and ended up at a shell on I-65
Then I won 100 bucks on a scratch off ticket
bought two 12 packs and a tank of gas with it
she swore they were a waste of time aww but she was wrong
I was caller #5 on the radio station
won a 4 day 3 night beach vacation
deep sea senorita fishin' down in panama
I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother in law anymore
oohh lord when it rains it pours
Now she was sure real quick to up and apologize
when she heard about my new found luck on the FM dial
and its crazy how lately now it just seems to come in waves
what I thought was gonna be the death of me was my saving grace
its got me thinking that her leavin' is the only logical reason
that I got the last spot in the hooters parking lot
and the waitress left her number on my check with a heart
she picked up on the first ring when I gave her a call
and I only spent 5 bucks at the moose club raffle
won a used four-wheeler and 3 free passes
for me and two of my buddies to play a round of golf
I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother in law anymore
oh lord when it rains it pours
when it rains it pours
I've been on one hell of a redneck road for 3 weeks now
it all started on the day that she walked out
Then I won 100 bucks on a scratch off ticket
bought two 12 packs and a tank of gas with it
she swore they were a waste of time aww but she was wrong
I was caller #5 on the radio station
won a 4 day 3 night beach vacation
deep sea senorita fishin' down in panama
I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother in law anymore
oohh lord when it rains it pours
when it rains it pours