The universe is runnin' away
I heard on the news, just the other day
There's this new stuff called dark energy
We can't measure and we can't see
It's some elemental mystery train that we can't catch
But our heads are in the oven
and somebody's bout to strike a match
Meanwhile back on our big round ball
Maybe it's all too simple
For our big brains to figure it out
What if the hokey pokey
Is all it really is about
What if life is just a cosmic joke