Simply knowing you exist ain't good enough for me
But asking for your telephone number seems highly inappropriate
Seeing as I can't even say "hi" when you walk by
And that time you shook my hand, it felt so nice
I conducted a plan
To bump into you most accidentally, but
I just think that we'd get on
I wish I could tell you face to face
Saturday night, I watch Channel 5
I particularly like CSI
I don't ever drive by your house to see if you're in
I don't even have an opinion on that tramp that you are still seeing
It's undoubtedly a bit rough around the edges, but it works as a reasonable guitar accompaniment.
And it's a beautiful song to play and sing, and that's always nice.