Lyrics of
Vegetable Man

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In yellow shoes I get the blues
Though I walk the street with my plastic feet
With blue velvet trousers make me feel pink
There's a kind of stink about blue velvet trousers
In my paisley shirt I look a jerk
And my turquoise waistcoat is quite outta sight
But oh, oh, my haircut looks so fair
So I've change my gear and I find my knees
And I cover them up with the latest cut
And my pants and socks, a vault in a box
It don't take long for my dyed old socks
The watch, black watch, my watch with a black face
And a date in a little hole
And all the lot, it's what I got, it's what I wear
It's what you see, it must be me, it's what I am!
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I've been looking all over the place
for a place for me.
But it ain't anywhere, it just ain't anywhere