1. HE WAS BORN IN SANTA S STABLE
HIS WIFE S NAME S BETTY LOU THELMA DOE
HE S NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHERE HE S PULLIN
CAUSE SANTA TELLS HIM WHERE TO GO
CHORUS: AND IT S UP AGAINST THE STALL REDNOSE REINDEER
REINDEER WHO HAS PULLED THE SLEIGH SO WELL
HE S THIRTY-FOUR AND PULLIN SLEIGHS AROUND THE WORLD
JUST TIPPIN EGGNOG GLASSES AND CHASIN ELVES
2. SURE DOES LIKE HIS NORTH STAR BEER
DOUBLE E IS FOR EXTRA ELVES
AND R IS FOR -- RED NOSE!