Mama don?t make me wear that old thing again
Hand-knitted Christmas trees and a silly snowman
No matter if I refuse
I got them ugly sweater blues
Verse
Mama why can?t you see I feel like a fool
Green elves with snowflakes and scratchy alpaca wool
Maybe you heard the news
I got them ugly sweater blues
Bridge
Another year, another sweater and another holiday soiree
Mama hears the people laughin?
While the presents are unwrappin?
And she?s not even sorry
Verse
Mama don?t make me wear that old thing again
Bright red with sleigh bells and a gingerbread man
Corduroys and pointy shoes
I got the ugly sweater blues
Guitar solo
Bridge
Driving to Atlanta for an interview with Santa
I can hear him say
Hey that kid is back again, dig that ugly cardigan
Oh what a shame
Verse
Mama don?t make me wear that old thing again
Hand-knitted Christmas trees and a silly snowman
No matter if I refuse
I got them ugly sweater blues
Done paid all my dues
I?m singin? them ugly sweater blues