As I rode in to Tombstone on my horse his name was Mac
I saw what I'll relate to you goin' on behind my back
It seems the folks were up in arms, a man now had to die
For believin' things that didn't fit the laws they set aside
The man's name was "I'm a Freak", the best that I could see
And now we're two hangmen hangin' from a tree
That don't bother me at all (repeat ad nauseum)