I never got a grip on penmanship
Could never make the small L's flow
Seldom found the trick to arith-a-metic
Three plus two be mo' pas
But ask for some palm trees
Or tales from the South Seas
And I just might turn your head
I never had the clout to knock one out
Sometimes I may get a little drastic
Sometimes I just let my feelin's show
Sometimes I may be a bit sarcastic
Most times that's the way the story goes
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