I hold your hair when you vomit
I shave my beard while you shit
I shout at you when you're driving
if you don't know true love, well this is it
True love, true love
if you don't know true love, well this is it
True love, true love
if you don't know true love, well this is it
you tell our sex live to your girlfriends
you pop my blackheads and my ziz
when I cry at the movies
you swear to silence with a spit
True love, true love
if you don't know true love, well this is it
True love, true love
if you don't know true love, well this is it
I know your farts aren't made of sugar
I know when your mother's on the rag
you know my brother wants to f *ck you
that doesn't even make you mad
True love, true love
if you don't know true love, well this is it
True love, true love
if you don't know true love, well this is it
when the fridge is empty that's your fault
when the toilet seat's up that is my fault
I love the colour of your hair, you wear my t-shirt to bed
I think it's time we had a kid
True love, true love
if you don't know true love, well this is it
True love, true love
if you don't know true love, well this is it
this is i-i-i-i-it
i-i-i-i-i-i-i-it
this is i-i-i-i-it
i-i-i-i-i-i-i-it
if you don't know true love, well this is it