So bartender set me up with the triple crown
Double ain't enough when I'm feelin' this down
I'll celebrate the misfortune I've found
With my own version of the triple crown
Well I'd gone to the racetrack to place my bet
Saw my Ex-Wife and her new boyfriend
Layin' down some money on the long-shot horse
Using her alimony from our divorce
I won some money at the Preakness and the Belmont Stakes