Carbon monoxide, making me choke, no A.C., and the radio's broke
Cars backed up, far as you can see, seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity
Oh and just in case you're wondering, I'll tell you where I am
I'm right here, right here, stuck right here in the middle of this
Traffic jam, I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
Traffic jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Traffic jam, my radiator's boiling hot
And I'm stuck right here in the middle, right here in the middle of a traffic jam
Trapped inside, my automobile, cobweb's growin, on the steerin' wheel
Now I'm no genius, but one thing I know, I shouldn't have had that bag of bran muffins an hour and a half ago
Yeah and if you need to find me, I'll tell you where I am
I'm right here, right here, stuck smack dab in the middle of this
Traffic jam, I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
Traffic jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Traffic jam, well I thought we were movin' but I guess we're not
Cause I'm stuck right here in the middle, right here in the middle of a traffic jam
Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper
There's a yuppie on a cellular phone, I'm gonna puke if I here any more
There's a motorcycle zoomin' by me, watch what happens when I open my door
Now we're all goin' nowhere fast, well I guess that's perfectly clear
I left home five hours ago, and I can still see my house from here
So if anybody's tryin' to find me, well I'll tell you where I am
Right here, right here, stuck right here in the middle of this
Traffic jam, I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
Traffic jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Traffic jam, now my back teeth are floatin' and my nerves are shot
And I'm stuck right here in the middle, stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam
Traffic Jam traffic jam traffic jam woo!!!!!