Lyrics of
Top Gear Blues

Tom: You said we're manufactured,
you must have got it wrong,
and we wrote this song in half an hour
Danny and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration
Tom: oh in half an hour
Danny and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration
Tom: our reputation to loose
thats why we wrote the top gear blues
Danny: jeremys antique
the hamster just squeaks
and i really want to know who the stig is
Tom and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration
Danny: who is the stig?
Tom and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration
Danny: our reputation to loose
when i sing the top gear blues
(Solo)
Tom: jeremys antique
the hamster just squeaks
and i really want to know whos the stig?
Danny and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration
Tom: yeah whos the stig?
Danny and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration
Tom: our reputation to loose
thats why we wrote the top gear
Dougie: my penis grows huge
when i sing the top gear
Danny: i'm a little confused
this is why we sing the top gear blues