Lyrics of
Top Forty News Weather And Sports

(Top 40, news, weather and sports Top 40,
news, weather and sports.)
#1.
Last night I was getting my homework up and
listening to my radio.
I was kinda sleepy but was writing my theme while
I was digging my DJ Show.
It was Top 40, news, weather and sports and I was
writing on Current Affairs.
Next morning when I got up to read my theme, you
should have seen all the classroom stare.
#2.
Cause I had Lumumba doing the Rhumba to the tune
of the Blue Tango.
I had Abominable Snowman hunters a-bringing in Fidel
Castro.
I had President Ike, up at the mike, singing, 'Are You
Lonesome Tonight.'
I had the U.N. lost in a snow out west and Khrushchev
squealing, 'You talk too much!'
#2.
And there was Brenda Lee running track for State and
there was Kennedy giving a station break.
And the guys down at Canaveral were shoveling snow
hollering, let's go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa go, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa, whoa!!
(Top 40, news, weather and sports Top 40,
news, weather and sports.)
#3.
And I had Mickey Mantle riding on a camel through the
rains down in Death Valley.
I had Mr. Nehru, at the weather bureau, giving the humidity.
And I had Lolita, humming mighty sweet-a, New Orleans
off key, key, key.
Rockefeller, singing a cappella, 'Save that little 'ole dance
for me.
(Top 40, news, weather and sports Top 40,
news, weather and sports.)
(Top 40, news, weather and sports Top 40,
news, weather and sports.) (Fade.)
A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.