Lyrics of
Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport

Watch me wallaby's feed, mate. Watch me wallaby's feed.
They're a dangerous breed, mate. So watch me wallaby's feed.

Tie me kangaroo down, sport. Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport. Tie me kangaroo down.

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl. Keep me cockatoo cool.
Uh, don't go acting the fool, Curl. Just keep me cockatoo cool.

Tie me kangaroo down, sport. Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport. Tie me kangaroo down.

'n' take me koala back, Jack. Take me koala back.
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac. So take me koala back.

Tie me kangaroo down, sport. Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport. Tie me kangaroo down.

Let me *mongoose go loose, Lou. Let me mongoose go loose.
He's of no further use, Lou. So let me mongoose go loose.

Tie me kangaroo down, sport. Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport. Tie me kangaroo down.

And mind me platypus duck, Bill. Mind me platypus duck.
Ah, Don't let 'im go running amok, Bill. Just mind me platypus duck.

Tie me kangaroo down, sport. Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport. Tie me kangaroo down.

Play your didgeridoo, Blue. Play your didgeridoo.
Ah, like, keep playing 'til I shoot through, Blue
Play your didgeridoo.

Tie me kangaroo down, sport. Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport. Tie me kangaroo down.

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred. Tan me hide when I'm dead.
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde. And that's it hanging on the shed.

Tie me kangaroo down, sport. Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport. Tie me kangaroo down.
*Note: Abos is changed to mongoose to avoid using the derogatory term