I like to eat toast with jam
You like to eat eggs and ham
And if you?re in, we can be friends
'cause I don?t have a problem with ham
I like to wear sweaters and skirts too
I like to do just what I want to
And if you don?t like what I do with my life
Well, that?s great, 'cause I didn?t ask you
This is my jam
This is my jam
This is my toast
This is my knife
And this is my jam
This is my jam
This is my jam
This is my song
This is my life
This is my jam
I?m gonna do this, and if you don?t wanna do this,
I?m gonna find somebody who wants to do this
Because I am a person and you are a person
You should do what you want as long as nobody?s hurtin?
You?re not gonna tell me the songs I should write
And you?re not gonna tell me my clothes are too tight
'cause I?m gonna love doing all my own stuff
And that love?s gotta come from inside
(Repeat Chorus)
I?d like to be eating breakfast with people that I like
With no one telling me the things they think I should do with my life
And like John Green tells us to imagine others complexly
I won?t judge you, 'cause what you like has nothing to do with me
(Chorus and BRIDGE, sung in counterpoint)