I need to go shopping, these shoes are all wrong
Just looked in my closet, not a thing to put on
I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind
Things that never cross a man's mind
Lets turn off the TV, now can't we just talk
Lets lay here and cuddle, Til we both drift off
If we don't make love, that'll be just fine
Things that never cross a man's mind
That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
That car is too fast, this beer is too cold
And watchin all this football is sure getting old
Wish I was workin this weekend, not on the lake wettin' my line
Things that never cross a man's mind
Her lips are too red, her skirt is too tight
Her legs are too long, and her heels are too high
Boy, she looks like the marryin kind
Things that never cross a man's mind
That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
That car is too fast, this beer is too cold
And watchin all this football is sure getting old
Wish I was workin this weekend, not on the lake wettin' my line
Things that never cross a man's mind
I feel a little bloated, think I'm fixin to start
That movie was good 'cept for the violent parts
Brad Pitt is sexy, why did he change his hair
I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer
These curtains clash with the carpet,
The color scheme is a crime
Things that never cross a man's mind