I only get my haircut once a year and they call me country.
If I done a day's work it ain't been around here and they call me country.
I just sit around with my old guitar, I know someday I'm gonna be a star
and they call me country, yeah, they call me country,
and all I can play is
I got me a job in a litte old band and they call me country.
They must have been hard up for a guitar man and they call me country.
People come to hear me from near and far, I smile a lot and play a little guitar.
They call me country, yeah, they call me country,
and all I can play is
I went on TV on the Sullivan show and they called me country.
People love me so much they wouldn't let me go and they called me country.
I made one movie and this is true: I won two Emmy's and an Oscar too.
And they call me country, yeah, they call me country,
and all I can play is
I married a girl from my old home town and they call me country.
Got three of the cutest little kids around and they call me country.
I made a lot of money, had a lot of fame, they never did find out my real name.
So, they call me country, yeah, they call me country,
and all I can play is
And sometimes before a mighty encore I'll play
Can you believe I only had one lesson? You listen' Dwayne?