I worked on a garbage skowl near the neutral zone
And Im sure you've heard what occurs when a fella is alone
I was mighty lonley there, till I met a man named Jones
And he sold me a muff, coverd in fluff so I would,t have to spank my bone
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Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have an endless supply of ho's
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my pole
But the trouble with these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute
That mate there is scotty, he's our chief engineer
And he's never had a ho, cause most don't know he's as queer as vulcan beer
I caught him with some tribbles, I said "boy are you dumb"?
"Hear my song your doing it wrong" he was shoving them up his bum.
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have an endless supply of ho's
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my pole
But the trouble with these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute
Klingon captain Koloth, he's mean as he is shrewd
And on shore leave, he got us peeved because he is very rude.
We beamed all of our tribbles to Koloth and his crew
But from the yells we couldn't tell, who was raping who
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have an endless supply of ho's
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my pole
But the trouble with these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute
Bones says these critters are all pregnant when there born
I had just one now I have a thousand maybe more
I have so many now, I know just what to do
I think I'll start an intersteller heavy petting zoo.
I was on K7 when I saw Mr Jones
I gave him what for and said theirs more I've come to pick a bone.
That tribble that you sold me, it didn't have a hole to screw
"You dope" he said you don't screw them you let those things screw you
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have a dozen of them in your hole
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my rump
cause the nice thing about these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute
And you can put them in your bum, there fuzzy and there cute
So go back to your quarters and on your bunk you lay
You hope an prey that on our way we pass a bird of prey
Tribbles hate the Klongons, they realy make them go
They get irate and they vibrate up in your hiney hole
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have a dozen of them in your hole
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my rump
cause the nice thing about these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute
And you can put them in your bum, there fuzzy and there cute