This here is the place where I will be staying
There isn't a number, you can call the pay phone
Let it ring a long long long long time
If I don't pick up, hang up, call back, let it ring some more, Ohhhhhhh
If I don't pick up, pick up, the sidewinder sleep, sleep, sleeps in a coil
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Ohhhh
There are scratches all around the coin slot
Like a heartbeat baby trying to wake up
But this machine can only swallow money
you can't lay a patch by computer design
Just a lot of stupid, stupid signs
Tell her
Tell her she can kiss my ass, then laugh and say that you were only kidding.
That way she'll know that it's really, really, really, really me, me.
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Ohhhh
Baby, instant soup doesn't really grab me.
Today I need something more sub - s(tub) - sub - substantial.
A can of beans or black-eyed peas, some Nescafe and ice
A Candy bar, a fallen star, or a reading from Doctor Suess
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Ohhhh
The cat in the hat came back, wrecked a lot of havoc on the way.
Always had a smile and a reason to pretend,
But their world has flat backgrounds and little need to sleep, but to dream
The sidewinder sleeps on his back.
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
I can always sleep standing up. Call me when you try to wake her
Ohhhh
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
I can always sleep standing up. Call me when you try to wake her
I can always sleep standing up. Call me when you try to wake her
We've got to moogie moogie move on this one.