Well we're all wasted, in a bar
Somewhere downtown
When a man walks up and pokes me with a knife And says "Man I'm gonna send you to hell"
Well I took that knife, I stared him straight in the eyes I said, "Oh boy, you better
fuckin' run,
I've been sittin' here just a slammin' down beers, now its time to have some fun" Oh
Oh well he hit me hard, yeah he hit me good
And then I fell to the ground, but I kicked him fast
I kicked him real swift and he came a tumblin' down
He took a stab at me and nearly cut my gut
But I kicked that knife to the floor
Then I took his head and slammed it into the bar
I don't think he'll come around no more Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh
Well I've been drinkin' here for so many damn years, Trying to recap my life
Every night trouble finds my sight and I cant help but fight
With a bottle of Jack and a tin of skoal
I'll be stickin' around, until the day a man will put me away and I can rest my soul
Well we're all wasted, in a bar
Somewhere downtown
When a man walks up and pokes me with a knife And says "Man, I'm gonna send you to hell"
Well I took that knife, I stared him straight in the eyes I said, "Oh boy this is the day"
Then I grabbed that knife, stabbed it straight through my eye and Then I fell to my knees
Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh