'Cause it's the Pick
Of Destiny, child!
You know that we'll be rockin'
'Cause it's flippin' insane!
Yes, it's the Pick
Of Destiny
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain!
In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage
When he was buskin' he was all the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well,
All the techniques that were developed in hell.
Crotch pushups and the power slide,
Geek simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
And then they got the Pick of Destiny.
'Cause it's the Pick
Cause he who is sleazy,
Is easy to pleasy.
And she who is juicy,
Must be loosy-goosey.
And he who is groovy,
Will be in my movie,
So come on!
The wizard and the demon had a battle royale,
The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow,
But then he broke his tooth
And thus the demon said, "Ow"
'Cause it's the Pick
Oh! Cause if you're a diva,
Then go to Geneva!
It's called, The Pick Of Des-ti-ny!
The Pick Of Des-ti-ny!