Tripod: It's seven-thirty, kids, he's on again.
He'll make you laugh and make you smile,
And teach you about blood and bile.
Gatesy: A creature of non-specified origin.
Tripod: Jizmo!
Yon: Hey kids, I'm Jizmo!
Yon: Learning about the human body all starts with me, Jizmo!
Yon: Why do you cheer every time I say my name?
(Pause)
Yon: I'm a happy-going-easy-larking-
Johnny-come-lately,
Together with my human friend,
Stevo the Surly!
Scod: Yaaaaaa-oooooooooh.
Tripod: Jizmo's got something special for ya,
His friends from art school owe him a favour.
Yon: By night, they're a whole 'nother band, but we can't say their name on this show.
Scod: (Very high) Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Isn't the highest note we can siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
Yon: Hey guys, thanks! Well, that's about enough from me, Jizmo!