Lyrics of
The Ideal Husband

Julian is gonna take my files
Every woman that I've slept with,
every friendship I've neglected,
didn't call when grandma died,
I spent my money getting drunk and high
I've done things unprotected,
proceeded to drive home wasted,
bought things to win over siblings -
I've said awful things, such awful things
and now, now it's out
There!
and now, now it's out
Julian, he's gonna take my files
Telling people jokes to shut them up,
resenting people that I love,
sleep in til two then doing shit,
just stay in bed and later lie about it,
obsessing over graying hair,
knowing just what people wanna hear,
binging on unearned attention -
I've said awful things, such awful things
and now, now it's out
There!
and now, now it's out
I came by at seven in the morning
seven in the morning, seven in the morning
I came by at seven in the morning
I said, baby, I'm finally succumbing
said something dumb like I'm tired of running
tired of running, tired of running
Let's put a baby in the oven -
wouldn't I make the ideal husband?
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