Santa is a furry freak with epic super powers he flies to every human home in
under 14 hours, He’s a master burglar a pro at picking locks if you don’t leave milk and
cookies out he will put dung in your socks. If you act nicely through the night and don’t
jump on your bed Santa comes with sugar plums and hurls them at your head but if you're
on his naughty list he shoots missles at your toes he might just roast your chestnuts with
his powerful flame thrower
Rein Rein Rein Rein Rein, Deer Deer Deer Deer Deer, I don’t know what Christmas is but
Christmas time is here
He’s compelled his creepy elves to do his every wish, one sought to be a dentist now he’s
sleeping with the fish, Mrs. Clause she works the pole. Plans her mans demise soon the
elves will all rise up and stab out Santa’s eyes
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho, Eathlings are so weird, I dont know what Chirstmas is but Christmas time
is here
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho, Earthlings are so weird, I donn’t know what Christmas is but Christmas
Time is here
What the heck’s a turtle dove and who lit up that deer
I don't know what Christmas is but Christmas time is here
I don't know what Christmas is but Christmas time is here