A few years ago there lived a lover
by the name of Jimmy Jones
I remember the day, when the snow melted away.
And the Great Snowman was wed.
He said, yes, I do
and little Linda said it too,
and the Great Snowman was we eh eh ed.
we eh eh wed.
#1.
Now, Jimmy Jones was the Snowman's name,
he put all the other local lovers to shame.
He had good looks and a big fine car,
And went around breaking all the girlie's hearts.
Until one day the Great Snowman found,
Linda Lou, who started melting him down
He bought a ring and they set the day
and the Great Snowman started melting away.
#2.
Now, the Great Snowman and his loving spouse,
live in a little sub-division house.
They got six kids and his mother-in-law,
and expecting another kiddie in the Fall.
His old Cadillac needs the paint retouched,
it's full of baby diapers and bottles and such,
the Great Snowman has outgrown all his flashy Caddy clothes.
A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.