This old porch is just a big ol' red and white Hereford bull
Standin' under a mesquite tree in Agua Dulce Texas
He just keeps on playing hide and seek with that hot August sun
He's sweatin' and a pantin' cause his work is never done
Oh no
He's got them cows and that red top cane
This old porch is just a steaming greasy plate of enchiladas
With the '62 poster that's almost faded down
And a screen with out a picture since Giant came to town
This old porch is a big ol' red and white Herford bull
Standin' under a mesquite tree in Agua Dulce, Texas
He keeps on playin' hide and seek with that hot august sun
Sweatin' and a pantin' cause his work is never done
Oh no, With those cows and a red top cane
This old porch is a steamin' greasy plate of enchiladas