Murphy, murphy darling dear I long for you now night and day.
Your pain was my pleasure your sorrow my joy
I fear now i've lost you to health and good cheer
Darcy when I met you I was 5 years too young
A boy beyond his age or so i'd tell someone
Anyone who'd listen and a few who couldn't care
Still I welcomed you with open arms my love I did share
Darcy, darcy, darling dear, you left me dying crying here
In whisky, jin, and pints of beer I fell for you my darling dear
You shut me off then you showed me the door
But you always came crawlin back beggin me for more
I showed you kindness a stool and a tab
Then you poured me my pain in a dirty glass
Yeah you left him bloody battered penniless and poor
You know I often stopped to wonder how he made through my door
With my brothers new non-duplicate registry i.d
Well you bit off more than you could chew the first day you met me
Darcy, darcy, darling dear, you left me dying crying here
In whisky, jin, and pints of beer I fell for you my darling dear
You weren't the first to court me mister you won't be the last
Oh i'm sure I wasn't honey I know all about your past
Well listen to the big shot with his pager on call you spent most of those
Nights in my bathroom stall.
Yeah, you got him high but you left him low
Mind your own business boy how was I to know that he was just a fiend and a
No good cheat
Well thats all in the past bitch cause now I got it beat
Darcy, darcy, darling dear, you left me dying crying here
In whisky, jin, and pints of beer I fell for you my darling dear